Myself in Code

// I was bored so I tried to define myself in Java-like Code

while(alive)
{
if(challenge)
{
workhard(challenge);
fun = true;
}
else
{
System.out.println("Bored!");
fun = false;
}
if(getNewIdea() != null){challenge = getNewIdea();}
drinkCofee();
Ego++; // according to my friends =D
}